I'm not interested in trading any TF2 or CS:GO items anymore. All adds in regards to trading or selling anything will be treated as spam.


-I don't need you to tell me how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good my fluff is, okay? I'm the one who brushes it. I know how good it is. When Rain brushes her fluff, it feels like ♥♥♥♥. I have the expensive brushes because when I brush my fluff, I want to feel it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the fluff on my tailpoof, it's the dead sergal in my garage.
-Don't tell me about anything, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice the sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Sergal Storage?"
-You didn't, and you know why? Because storin' dead sergals ain't my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' business, THAT'S WHY


"If you bite the turtle, the turtle will hide" - Sami 2014
"It's about being how bad you can be" - Sami 2015
"I'm already convinced that Crows are as smart as us and plan to overthrow us" - Sami 2017

"Scream has a nice ass, don't quote me on that" - P4WS 2016

Me: I just think chopsticks are more comfortable to use with noodles
Cody: You also think a ♥♥♥♥ in your ass is comfortable, but I'm not doing that either