This guy really knows his stuff. Best meth in the galaxy by far!

yo this guy really knows things about knives, I gave him some knives and he graded them PSA10s!!! just waiting to get them back!

Here's what's gonna happen. You are gonna drive to McDonald's and get me three Grand Double Big Macs, two large fries, and a large soda. No more, no less. I want the fries to be fresh so make sure the workers make a new batch. I will also need EXACTLY five ketchup packets, three salt packets, and one pepper packet. Make sure that all of the Grand Double Big Macs are made exactly as they are supposed to be, and check to make sure the fry containers are completely full BEFORE you leave the store. Then and only then will you drive home and deliver me my afternoon snack.

put your ♥♥♥♥ away waltuh

We all make our choices and those choices, they put us on a road. Sometimes those choices seem small, but they put you on the road. You think about getting off, but eventually you're back on it.

I use my c0ck for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my ♥♥♥♥ is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.