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NP 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46am 
This guy really knows his stuff. Best meth in the galaxy by far!
NP 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28pm 
yo this guy really knows things about knives, I gave him some knives and he graded them PSA10s!!! just waiting to get them back!
Kid Named Finger 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02am 
Here's what's gonna happen. You are gonna drive to McDonald's and get me three Grand Double Big Macs, two large fries, and a large soda. No more, no less. I want the fries to be fresh so make sure the workers make a new batch. I will also need EXACTLY five ketchup packets, three salt packets, and one pepper packet. Make sure that all of the Grand Double Big Macs are made exactly as they are supposed to be, and check to make sure the fry containers are completely full BEFORE you leave the store. Then and only then will you drive home and deliver me my afternoon snack.
Oscar (chase) 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05pm 
put your ♥♥♥♥ away waltuh
Kid Named Finger 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm 
We all make our choices and those choices, they put us on a road. Sometimes those choices seem small, but they put you on the road. You think about getting off, but eventually you're back on it.
NP 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:24pm 
I use my c0ck for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my ♥♥♥♥ is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
em 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:53pm 
Waltuh is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
NP 11 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49am 
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NP 24 Nov, 2022 @ 5:24pm 
Its time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌
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NP 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:16pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about my positions, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wharton Business School, and I've been involved in numerous insider trades on Alibaba, and I have over 30,000% returns. I am trained in trading on margarine and I'm the top trader in the Bridgewater Associates. You are nothing to me but just another pump before I dump. I will wipe your gains the ♥♥♥♥ out with swiftness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥...
NP 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm 
if Little Jimmy has million number of fans i am one of them. if Little Jimmy has ten fans i am one of them. if Little Jimmy has no fans that means i am no more on the earth.
Gutterballs 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34am 
-rep told me that my P250 Sandune was trash bc its battle-scared and not Factory New
Gutterballs 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33am 
-rep plays like his monitor is non existent
Gutterballs 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:32am 
We would like to thank you for your review! We will take your review into consideration and try to enhance your experience for the next game. Please do note that most of the hours spent here are all idle and can confirm that the player you are playing with is not as seasoned as you would have hoped for. Also we have reported that your accuracy is nothing to be sought after. Our people will be contacting you within 2-4 business day so that you can voice anymore concerns that you might have. Please take this token as a gift of our appreciation!
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NP 23 Feb, 2022 @ 7:34pm 
heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome
NP 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29pm 
-rep looks like this
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em 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm 
𝒥𝒶𝓂 𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒥 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓀 𝓂𝓎 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒
-𝐻𝑒𝓃𝓇𝓎 Æ𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝟣𝟫𝟫𝟦
Rizzard of Oz 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm 
Steam needs to allow users to add boobs to their avatars (Trigger Warningnsfw!!!)

I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't read comments longer than a paragraph. STEAM. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average Gamer, you know like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through Someone's Proflie and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Steam has porn games, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Steam.
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Flabby 22 Jan, 2021 @ 9:20pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I pushed him and then gave him the 2 bop combo. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Parrot 6 Jan, 2021 @ 12:47pm 
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NP 31 Dec, 2020 @ 3:53pm 
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NP 1 Sep, 2020 @ 6:05pm 
Trump has a massive ♥♥♥♥. I know this because.... I mean just look at how he’s always leaning forward. My president is packing so much heat he almost loses his balance sometimes. He probably tucks it up his shirt and tapes his massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥-filled balls back up his anal cavity. He’s so thick. I bet he uses all that grease to slide his ticking-time-bomb balls in and out of him and giving himself several anal orgasms in the process. No wonder every woman in government complains about him. They want his massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ member and they know they can’t get it!
NP 26 Aug, 2020 @ 9:53pm 
Little Jimmy's PC
└📁Local Disk (C:)
⠀└📁Cheese Pizza
⠀└📁John Deere Tractors
⠀└📁Gay Porn
⠀└📁Program Files (x86)
└📁USB (D:)
⠀└📁Fall guys Cheats
⠀⠀└⠀✅Speed Hack
⠀⠀└⠀✅Jump Hack
NP 31 Jul, 2020 @ 7:52pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

NP 21 Feb, 2020 @ 4:59pm 
My first lawn tractor was a Craftsman with a 12 HP Briggs & Stratton engine. My first two engines blew up within weeks. The third time Sears had to replace it, they put in a Kohler engine and that one lasted 19 years.



My current JD is a L130 with a 23 HP Kohler. After 2 years and 110 hours, I've had no problem.
NP 2 Feb, 2020 @ 2:24pm 
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NP 6 May, 2018 @ 1:25am 
+rep good trader, thanks for the p250 sand dune
fqiTHEGODKING! 16 Apr, 2015 @ 1:21pm 
+rep good trader
Cl_hairstyle0 3 Apr, 2015 @ 8:44am 
+rep fair trader
Hiryguy 2 Apr, 2015 @ 4:17pm 
+rep fast fair trader
Mr Kush Daddy 1 Apr, 2015 @ 5:17pm 
+REP
cRAkheaD 31 Mar, 2015 @ 8:16pm 
+rep, good and understanding tradder :)
lil DRAG 29 Mar, 2015 @ 6:47pm 
+rep nice and quick trader ;) :csgoct::csgoct:
Ghost. 21 Mar, 2015 @ 12:29pm 
+rep very good trader