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JOE 12 out. 2021 às 5:16 
high as
Enticing Deborah 18 jul. 2018 às 8:56 
I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I can borrow as well.
-- Woodrow Wilson
😙
You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're telling
me just to be myself?
-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
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Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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If food is not reasonably clean, return uneaten portion for partial refund
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Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
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"I have examined Bogota," he said, "and the case is clearer to me.
I think very probably he might be cured."
"That is what I have always hoped," said old Yacob.
"His brain is affected," said the blind doctor.
The elders murmured assent.
"Now, what affects it?"
"Ah!" said old Yacob.
"This," said the doctor, answering his own question. "Those queer
things that are called the eyes, and which exist to make an agreeable soft
depression in the face, are diseased, in the ca
spagety bobas 13 jul. 2015 às 4:46 
Smells like ♥♥♥♥ because he lied to his mum about having a shower.
robblets 16 dez. 2014 às 18:37 
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 (¸,·´ (¸*♥Merry Christmas♥`)
Zak 29 abr. 2014 às 1:11 
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story: In life, no one will help you once you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Zak 22 fev. 2014 às 13:05 
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Zak 22 fev. 2014 às 13:04 
power of copy and paste
Zak 22 fev. 2014 às 13:04 
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Zak 22 fev. 2014 às 13:03 
PG | JDoG is typing a message...
Flair Jordan 22 fev. 2014 às 1:19 
AHAHA
Zak 21 fev. 2014 às 22:43 
<3
Zak 21 fev. 2014 às 22:43 
no your not you have sweg but your not sexy only unicorns are sexy.
Flair Jordan 4 jan. 2014 às 22:35 
I'm sexy