Flair Jordan
Flair Jordan
 
 
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JOE 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am 
high as
Enticing Deborah 18 Jul, 2018 @ 8:56am 
I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I can borrow as well.
-- Woodrow Wilson
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You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're telling
me just to be myself?
-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
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Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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If food is not reasonably clean, return uneaten portion for partial refund
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Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
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"I have examined Bogota," he said, "and the case is clearer to me.
I think very probably he might be cured."
"That is what I have always hoped," said old Yacob.
"His brain is affected," said the blind doctor.
The elders murmured assent.
"Now, what affects it?"
"Ah!" said old Yacob.
"This," said the doctor, answering his own question. "Those queer
things that are called the eyes, and which exist to make an agreeable soft
depression in the face, are diseased, in the ca
spagety bobas 13 Jul, 2015 @ 4:46am 
Smells like ♥♥♥♥ because he lied to his mum about having a shower.
robblets 16 Dec, 2014 @ 6:37pm 
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Zak 29 Apr, 2014 @ 1:11am 
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story: In life, no one will help you once you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Zak 22 Feb, 2014 @ 1:05pm 
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