"I swear, this server is rigged."

"Nova, did you see theo ther dimetron?"

"How do you make the ground clutter?"

"Want's care means?"

"Your sensei is dead, and so will you!"

"My chances are slim, I know."

"This isn't fair, my hacks aren't working!"

"Queued."

"Orignaliny."

"I have a death god."

"You better be sorry."

"They said: "I don't think she likes me.", and I just said: "You're right.", why am I like this?"

"How do women pee if they have no balls?"

"You're having a mid-life-crisis, you're taking this too far."

"I've been reading Tokyo Ghoul, and life just sucks."

"Why don't you just call your father and go home."

"Nova I can't hear you over you're drunk!"

"You're Levi, I'm Erwin-" Dragon: "I'm deaf."

"Ow, my neck!"

"I wrote an entire essay about The Wall in grade 12."

"It's like monkey in the middle and I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ball!"

"If Hetel was Italian, Hetel pizza."