a GERMAN.... AND a GERMAN? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *GERMAN bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in GERMAN* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me GERMAN... *heart in the shape of a GERMANY starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in GERMANY spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ GERMANY

+rep ped randa

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ бомж, бежишь как твой дед бежал хехе

+rep :3

+rep friendly zookeeper for me and my family

kek