I was once a peasant, a long, long time ago, but now i have ascended towards greatness and perfection, join with me my bretheren and let us end the pain of the ones born inpure, i speak of course, of the treacherous console peasants.

"Once you go 1080p,60fps you can never go back"- Every console player who tryed a PC.

...Alas my true origin story is a bit different and it goes a bit like this...:

-One day i was cheerfully scrolling through the steam store like any good pc user should when i saw it, a simple name for a simple game, football, rocket-powered cars, a fun concept for sure, but then i saw it, "play against playstation 4 and pc users alike (...)" in that moment i saw a transgression...and an opportunity, so i bought my first 3950 xbax cantroller and i ventured the ranked Rocket League(Tm) servers with one and only one objective, reking console peasants, it started of slow for me to try out the game but i quickly learned its ropes and then i went on 3v3 rankeds, 2v2 rankeds and finally 1v1 rankeds always leaving a clear trail of peasant tears and blood where i stepped, i was in a reking fueled rage when it happend, i played one 1v1 match, and with the power-hungry trance i was in i couldn't see it, from the 1st goal to the last 22nd i laughed, i laughed out of ignorance, and then...then i looked to the scoreboard, to my suprise it wasn't a console peasant i had rekt, but a felow pc user, i slowly walked to his souless body, the marks of the rekage still clear on him, i crouched beside and i said "I'm sorry" sorry for betraying one of my bretheren, he didn't speak, how could he... in that moment i promised to him and to myself that i shall never hunt the rocket league grounds again, i betrayed the brotherhood i had joined so willingly many years ago and now...

...I had to pay the price.