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Just a guy who likes anime and video games please take some time out of your precious day to read the real reason why Nill exists


Nill and his Beloved Waifu
A Short Story
by: Nill

Nill was thinking about Waifu again. Waifu was a gentle brute with solid toes and fat legs.

Nill walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always loved deserted Shoebox with its panicky, plain parks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel concerned.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a gentle figure of Waifu .

Nill gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a sympathetic, admirable, tea drinker with curvy toes and fragile legs. His friends saw him as a deep, dull deity. Once, he had even rescued a tight blind person from a burning building.

But not even a sympathetic person who had once rescued a tight blind person from a burning building, was prepared for what Waifu had in store today.

The wind blew like sleeping owls, making Nill healthy. Nill grabbed a crumpled map that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Nill stepped outside and Waifu came closer, he could see the zealous glint in her eye.

Waifu gazed with the affection of 3092 generous hissing horses. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want revenge."

Nill looked back, even more healthy and still fingering the crumpled map. "Waifu, waifu is laifu remember," he replied.

They looked at each other with confident feelings, like two mute, mighty mice drinking at a very sympathetic Valentine's meal, which had jazz music playing in the background and two popular uncles dancing to the beat.

Suddenly, Waifu lunged forward and tried to punch Nill in the face. Quickly, Nill grabbed the crumpled map and brought it down on Waifu's skull.

Waifu's solid toes trembled and her fat legs wobbled. She looked stressed, her emotions raw like a green, gigantic guillotine.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Waifu was dead.

Nill went back inside and made himself a nice cup of tea.

Woopy dooo... now you lnow everything about me.....
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