Hello, I am Gourmet Salad, and I have committed over 26 guerrilla wars, committed a vast amount of conflagration on a multitude of dens, and even used an atomic nuclear incendiary on the entire continent of Antarctica, if you even think it's feasible to lay your metacarpi on me, I will not be frighten to use the bolas on your retinas and make you permanently blind for the rest of your longevity.

props to my lil bro for coming up with this Hit Bio