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63 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Wuk Lamat please die and never return
Posted 2 July.
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9 people found this review helpful
32.9 hrs on record
Half baked, poorly made garbage they couldn't help but make worse by yet again trying to hamfistedly shove paid mods down our throats.

The Bethesda of yore is long, long dead.
Posted 11 June.
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4.2 hrs on record
Contains malware (nprotect gameguard)

EDIT: Hey, no more 3rd party account BS. Still has malware, though!
Posted 7 March. Last edited 8 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
144.0 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Social features and party joining does not work correctly. Playtest your ♥♥♥♥, this is a bad joke.

EDIT: Not to mention, made my PC freeze and hard reboot three separate times! And my rig is no slouch either- Nor does it have issues in any other games. Good lord, are you kidding me? $70 for THIS?
Posted 22 November, 2023. Last edited 7 December, 2023.
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48 people found this review helpful
55 people found this review funny
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0.5 hrs on record
"We promise it's not a soulslike, guys!"

Then they stick you in a garbage default AC and throw a boss at your face which hovers OUTSIDE THE ARENA in mission 1, when your only way to do actual damage is by... Melee and staggering. Like Sekiro.

Yeah, not a soulslike, huh?

EDIT:

After thinking a few things over, I wanted to add the following. I am an AC vet. I've beaten FA and V multiple times, and this just doesn't feel like AC anymore. I don't come to armored core for big bosses with huge healthbars. No one played FA for the arms forts.

We played it for the duels. The one on one fights between you and greats like White Glint and Nineball. Fights where the enemy played by the same rules as you, had access to the same things you did- Not just a too-large HP bar and shoehorned mechanics.

Armored core didn't need a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stagger bar, FROM. This isn't AC, and this series isn't for me anymore. So long, old friend.
Posted 24 August, 2023. Last edited 25 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
When they finish their game and change the horrendously predatory MTX store (Thanks Tencent! I hope you burn in the fires of revolution) I will change my review.
Posted 2 December, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record
I will change this back to a positive review when you rescind your plans to add microtransactions to this title.
Posted 23 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
'Sign-in timeout' on load. Does not work.
Posted 1 July, 2020.
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9 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Highly toxic community. Avoid.
Posted 27 February, 2020.
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A developer has responded on 28 Feb, 2020 @ 5:40am (view response)
2 people found this review helpful
15.6 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
When you give me back the content that I PAID SIXTY DOLLARS FOR and quit it with this "vault" garbage I will play this game again, until then it stays in the trash bin where it and all the rest of the anti-consumer crap belongs.
Posted 24 February, 2020. Last edited 12 June, 2022.
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