Recent reviews by Eternal Inquisitor

One of the best firearm sims I have ever seen. I get genuinely giddy when a new gun gets added because every weapon is so lovingly rendered that they're all a markedly different experience to fire and play with. There's an absolutely stupid level of detail in places, with all the little fiddly bits done and often usable. Things like how weird the volcanic pistol is to load, or the secondary fire selector on the vector .45 are all here and able to be enjoyed. You can even swap reticle types on some of the reflex sights, and do things like cook grenades and spin your revolvers.

The dev is also a great example of what indie devs (and game devs period) should be. He genuinely seems to love his art and his community, and even stepped in to help me personally when I was having an issue with an aspect of gameplay. He publishes detailed devlogs for every update and chats with the community often on discord, reddit and twitter. More devs should follow Anton's example! He deserves your money for sure.

In short, one of the first games I've bought for full price in months and I fully recommend it.

I saved my review until after the "offtopic" period ended just to tell you to go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves and have it affect your actual review scores. I hope Epic tanks and takes you with it, Psyonix.

Their VP has confirmed NO EXCLUSIVES WITH EPIC *EVER*

GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!

While I have issues with how smug they can be at times, they turned down Timmy and his Chinese leashholders at Epic and refused to go exclusive. I'm happy to ignore everything else for that alone.

An absolute masterpiece. It is unlike anything else ever made. This game is not meant to be fun, it is meant to be a realistic representation of a booze-soaked Finnish summer in the 90s, cobbled together out of half-rusted parts that smoke and bang angrily as if you had offended some ancient god if you look at them wrong.

The progression is so arcane and unfathomable in your first playthrough that you will feel like a caveman trying to build a car by bashing the pieces together. But if you persevere (and drink, smoke and swear heavily enough) your Japanese import economy car might actually win a rally, the doing of which is one of the most purely joyful accomplishments I have ever experienced in a video game.

Oh yeah, and your bladder ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explodes if you forget to empty it.

Game's metal as hell. Buy it.

No strangereal, no Ace Combat. The QTEs don't help either.

Paid mods. Nothing more needs to be said.

How dare you try to ♥♥♥♥ all over the community that makes your games worth playing? I will never purchase a 2K title again.

Dev thinks it's okay to release DLC for an unfinished game. Nope.

I used to be a top 800 player. Pay to win ships have cemented that I will never return. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves, FDEV. You've been driving this game into the dirt for YEARS. It used to be something genuinely special. What an incredible shame.