"Ideas shape the course of history."
-John Maynard Keynes

"Yo, it's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk."
-Fender (Robots)

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."
-Sergeant RL-3 (Fallout 3)

"You look like Freddy Krueger face-♥♥♥♥♥♥ a topographical map of Utah."
-Weasel (Deadpool)

"There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in, heated or unheated. Preheated is a meaningless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ term."
-George Carlin (Little Moments)

-"I'm Brick and I was dead last week."
-Brick Tamland (Anchorman 2)

"People with brain damage are the real heroes."
-Wheatley (Portal 2)

"How the ♥♥♥♥ can a peanut kill someone? It's not even a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person."
-Ricky (Trailer Park Boys)

"Things are made of stuff."
-Bill Nye (the science guy)

"The only people who wear white belts are people who suck at karate and people who suck at life."
-♥♥♥♥ Kelly (Dirty Grandpa)

"You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of ♥♥♥♥ like you for breakfast!"
-Shooter McGavin (Happy Gilmore)

"Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards."
-Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec S3 EP 12)

"Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall."
-Professor Hubert Farnsworth (Futurama S2 EP 18)

"I believe in machinery."
-Angry Grandpa 2k14

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."
-Ted(Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

"DONT LET UR IDEAS BE JUST IDEAS."
-Hobo Gus

"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
-Willy Wonka (2005)

"What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?"
-Alfred Pennyworth (Batman Begins)

"You're ♥♥♥♥."
-Gordon Ramsay

"I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day!"
-Rico (Hot Rod)

"Of course she doesn't have a microwave she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a hundred."
-Alex (Grandma's Boy)

"The government spies on us through our cable boxes. That has been proven."
-Ludlow Lamonsoff (Pixels)

"I replace the cakes. That’s the Donny difference."
-Donny (Ted 2)

That is our mayor. He is dead. He has been lying there dead for three days.
-Albert (A Million Ways to Die in the West)

"Four dollars a gallon, thanks Obamacare."
-Tammy

"A traffic light! Just like I've seen in National Geographic!"
-Pee-wee Herman (Pee-wee's Big Holiday)

"Well, my name if Jim, but most people call me...Jim."
-Jim (Blazing Saddles)