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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 498.0 hrs on record (496.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02pm
Product received for free

---{Graphics}---
🔳 You forget what reality is
☑️ Beautiful
🔳 Stylistic
🔳 Good
🔳 Decent
🔳 Bad
🔳 Don‘t look too long at it

---{Gameplay}---
🔳 Very good
🔳 Good
🔳 It‘s just gameplay
☑️ Mehh
🔳 Watch paint dry instead
🔳 Just don't

---{Audio}---
🔳 Eargasm
🔳 Very good
☑️ Good
🔳 Not too bad
🔳 Bad
🔳 I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
☑️Teens
☑️ Adults


---{Requirements}---
🔳Check if you can run Microsoft Office
🔳 Low
🔳 Medium
☑️ High end
🔳 NASA computer

---{Difficulity}---
🔳 Just press 'W'
🔳 Easy
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳 Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
🔳 Difficult
🔳 Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳 Nothing to grind
🔳 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/achievements
🔳 Isn't necessary to progress
🔳 Average grind level
🔳Too much grind
☑️ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
🔳 No Story
🔳 Like Playing "Candy Crush" For The Story
☑️ It's Alright
🔳 Well Written
🔳Epic Story
🔳 It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
🔳Very short (0 - 5 h)
🔳Short (5 - 15 h)
🔳Average (15 - 25 h)
🔳 Long (25 - 60 h)
🔳 Very long (60+ h)
☑️ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑️ It’s free!
🔳 Underpriced
🔳 Worth the price
🔳 If it's on sale
🔳 Could Be Cheaper
🔳 Overpriced
🔳 You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
🔳 Never heard of
🔳 Minor bugs
☑️ Can get annoying
🔳 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔳 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


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