I do da business, I git da money.




Control your emotions. Have no fear.
The truth is in the facts. In the data: Not in how others choose to interpret it.

If you ignore enough data, you can come to any conclusion you desire, and the world is full of cherry-pickers.



Personal Acheivements: (I know you don't care, but its here anyway!)

Nuzlocke Run-Pokemon, Fire Red, 9/15/2017, Venasaur survived. RIP Moltres and Zapdos.

Halo Reach: Completed on Legendary, alone.

Timesplitters 2 Future Perfect: Completed on hardest difficulty, alone.

Fallout 4: Completed the game's main story without dieing, on Survival difficulty, from start to finish. Lots of drugs were involved. Assaultrons are spooky. A Legendary Stealthed Assaultron haunts my nightmares. Institute Ending. Mods disabled.

7 Days to Die (Single Player): Survived from day 1 to 48 (So far), no deaths, hardest difficulty. Radiation cops are jerks, though.

Dues Ex: Human Revolution: First playthrough ever, completed the game on hardest difficulty without (Intentionally) killing anybody (Except the bosses), and almost without tripping an alarm. My friend failed to mention you could walk past proximity mines, and that any soldier which dies by said triggered proxy mines counts as KIA. I plan to try again someday, RIP the dare. Proud of it anyway, I tried mighty Pumpkin.

Civilization 5: Beat the hardest AI in a 2v2v2v2 Free For All. Thank god for Diplomacy Victory and Cho-Ko-Nu.


SWTOR Online: Beat the living sh*t out of a snobby noble for demanding I kneel before him. Cherished memory.

Baten Kaitos Origins: Fell into the Holololol trap. Much regrets.

Starbound: Completed the game on Hardcore. (No Deaths Allowed)

ARK Survival Evolved: Outsmarted and outgunned the ruling clan on a public server, with nothing more than a pile of C4 and some Dodos. Well... Also a flying fortress with manned turrets. That too.