icey

i see

im a celebrity of course

WHY DO I SEE YOU ON EVERY PROFILE I VISIT?!

OH? You approached me on Steam? You DARED to click my profile? Bold move, gamer. Do you not sense the raw, unfiltered gamer pheromones radiating from my RGB-lit soul? I’ve bathed in Mountain Dew, ascended past Dorito dust, and achieved enlightenment through 360° no-scope meditation. My mousepad? Forged from the regrets of defeated scrubs. My keyboard? Mechanical,each click moans in agony. I once seduced a succubus in VRChat just by reciting my KD ratio. I whisper sweet nothings in hexadecimal. Don’t get me started on my Steam library, it’s so thick it’s clinically obese. I mod Skyrim until it gasps for air. I play hentai puzzle games for the plot. You thought this was a normal profile? Fool. This is a cursed temple of sweaty palms and questionable DLC. Now leave a comment, or be forever haunted by lag spikes and sticky keys. Kneel, peasant. You’ve entered the gamer zone. No refunds. No mercy.

can u get another vac ban pls. for me