2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 38.6 hrs on record (37.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 13 Apr, 2015 @ 2:11pm
Updated: 10 Aug, 2019 @ 9:58am

When i watch "Alien VS predator" with all those positive reviews(which only exist because it was slightly less sh*tty than Aliens Colonial Marines at that time), i cant help thinking this is ridiculous...
Just a FEW highlights on the"fantastic"Alien VS predator Masterpiece"(Lmao !) :

- Player character is a Marine but...cant crouch
- Player character is a Marine but... cant jump even 30 CENTIMETERS high
- Player character is a Marine but... is tired after a 6 Meters jogging
-Player character Pulse Rifle sound and shape are so wrong it is funny actualy hilarious to listen/watch
- The alien infestation on walls/floor is so different from Alien movies you could think you are not in an Alien game but rather in a Truck Stop bathroom
- The Motion Tracker is integrated in Player character's EYE or maybe in his brain (why not, everything is so dumb-made !)...
- "Tequila" character only has a spanish accent when she pronounces "Tequila" (omg i lol so f*cking hard everytime !)
-ETC...
-ETC...
-ETC...

This is so ridiculous it makes me laugh...especially when i look at Lance Henrikssen' face, who looks
like Jim carrey...!
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Comments are disabled for this review.