Expected relaxing underwater adventure. Instead got the most terrifying swimming lessons of my life where giant fish with trust issues chase me while I hyperventilate into my oxygen tank. Somehow became an expert marine biologist while screaming at ancient sea monsters.

Built an entire underwater mansion just to avoid going outside where the scary fish live. My actual bathtub now feels like a safe space compared to this alien ocean nightmare paradise.

Warning: May cause irrational fear of deep water and suspicious expertise in emergency submarine construction.

"Finally, a game that made me appreciate living on dry land" - My formerly beach-loving friend

Expected relaxing underwater adventure. Instead got the most terrifying swimming lessons of my life where giant fish with trust issues chase me while I hyperventilate into my oxygen tank. Somehow became an expert marine biologist while screaming at ancient sea monsters. Built an entire underwater mansion just to avoid going outside where the scary fish live. My actual bathtub now feels like a safe space compared to this alien ocean nightmare paradise. Warning: May cause irrational fear of deep water and suspicious expertise in emergency submarine construction. "Finally, a game that made me appreciate living on dry land" - My formerly beach-loving friend