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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 7 Nov @ 10:26am

Early Access Review
Expected fun dungeon crawler. Instead got a PhD entrance exam disguised as a game where I need a 40-page manual just to understand why my character can't open a basic door. The learning curve is so steep it's basically a vertical wall made of confusion and regret.
Tried competing with modern games but feels like playing a medieval tax simulator in a world of streamlined shooters. My friends all went back to easier games while I'm still googling "what does this stat even do" for the 87th time.
Warning: May cause spreadsheet addiction, friendship loss due to complexity arguments, and nostalgic longing for games that respect your time.
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