Останні рецензії користувача Bond, Danny Bond

It's great, and even if it wasn't, who cares, it's free, any computer can run it, JUST PLAY IT ALREADY!

Charming narration and mood... ruined by sluggish gameplay, repetitive puzzles and some levels that don't seen to be thought out at all:
_I've lost count of how many times I had to restart a level because I've got into a death loop or the game design wasn't ready for the player advancing without doing certains tasks, which is baffling considering you don't get to see level as a whole most of the time;
_There's a lot of trial and error, which is not great if you are going to have a dramatic narration;
_So, for one reason or another, you didn't make the jumping mechanics in your game really responsive? That's fine, AS LONG YOU DON'T REQUEST ME TO MAKE CIRGUCALLY PRECISE JUMPING!(Also, shoot-outs to the god awful jetpack levels);
_Making the player start a especially finicky session of the game because there isn't a lot of check-points doesn't make the game more difficult, just annoying;
_And finally: oh my god, I'm I sick of stacking squares and retangles to climb stairs! Especially because, has I stated before, you don't get to see the whole level, I had to do a lot of back tracking. A lot. Now, do the exact stacking move you know better than the palm of your hand once more. Come on now, only more 15 steps. Hope the finicky physics doesn't make the retangles drop, because if that happens, you have to backtrack one step. God...

Palavras não descrevem o tanto que esse jogo é f****.
Meu único problema é o personagem não parece ter um peso, mas talvez essa seja a ideia mesmo.
Melhor jogo de super ninjas desde ninja gaiden 2.

Eu ri, depois tentei não chorar, depois eu ri, depois eu chorei muito.
Isso aqui é lindo.

You know what a a game with an awful control scheme needs? No options to costumize them.
And no, I'm not buying a gamepad because of one single game.

Interesting concept, but flawed game. It's not that is bad or anything. It's fun, but it could have been so much more than it is. The things that made this game "fail":
1-It tried to fit itself within the fads of it's time (AKA feel like a Gears of War knock-off) rather than try to have it's own thing.
2-The upgrade and weapon marketing system it's just there to make you look for bonus items and money, making the campaign a bit longer (hint: play the game only using the single handed guns, it plays waaay better)
3-Fighting the soldiers is more interesting than fighting the mutants, but in most of the time, you fight the mutants.
4-The campaing was too short (especially if you ignore the bonus hunting).
5-The story is a mess of events and characthers that you don't see most of it. Who is Yago, what's the beef with Nadia, what I did in the past that was so horrible and haunts me to this day? none of these are answered.
But, I still recommend it: tons o' fun, each single handed weapon (the pistol, the sub-machinegun, the revolver and the sawed-off shotgun) complety changes the way you aproach a level, and at many times, you'll feel like a boss when completing a mission. In short: this game coulda been awesome, but it's just... good.