Turn on the camera
For the first time
I play Amnesia
And Minecraft online
I feel I'll never fall
And never small again
This is so insane, man!
Damn!
Turn on the camera
The early cringe days
Was trying too hard
Such a weird phase!
And I feel I'll never fall
And never small again
This is so insane, man!
Damn!
Turn on the camera
This is so hardcore
Edgy but true to self
Expecting for more
I feel I'm falling now
And going small again
This is so insane, man!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Turn on the camera
We have Meme Review
Oh snap, it's that bridge!
But I still love what I do
And I feel I'm gonna fall
But never small again
This is so insane, man!
Damn!
Turn on the camera
She's the one I stand by
100 now, 100 more
I'm PewDiePie!
I feel I am in love
And never fall again
This is so insane, man!
I'm PewDiePie!
I feel I'll never fall
And never small again
This is so insane, man!
Damn!
And never fall again
PewDiePie!

D-daddy... *Takes off my birthday girl crown and places it on the couch, crawling up into your lap* Daddy, thank you for throwing me this birthday party. I know mommy didn't let you go to the party she threw. But I know daddy loves me. *rubs my legs together* You're such a good daddy... *Unzips your pants and pulls your thing out of your pants* Can I have one more gift on my birthday?

I never seen no chick like this
This ♥♥♥♥♥ can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my ♥♥♥♥? Of course it is
This ♥♥♥♥♥ don't know what abortion is
So I can't ♥♥♥ in her, ♥♥♥♥♥ like a porn star
Looks like Jenna, ♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna
♥♥♥, I think my rubber's comin' off
But oh, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet and soft
♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna start lettin' off
I'm squirting and she's not gettin' off
And she's on top, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oh, God, oh, don't do that
Don't, stop, stop, don't, I don't mean "don't stop"
Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, ♥♥♥♥
I, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥!

First

*furious ass ripping noises*

ur mom