you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter

I will personally pop every single one of your hemorrhoids myself ♥♥♥♥. I will poke them with the tip of a rusty knife and make you bleed out of your anal cavity ♥♥♥♥... ♥♥♥♥ you

Hope you get horrifically bad anal fissures, ♥♥♥♥.

If your ♥♥♥♥ was any smaller I would legitimately believe it is a fly and swat that ♥♥♥♥.

I'd Lick It :P

holy ♥♥♥♥ ur bad