+slay

trash at csgo+doesnt smoke worms

Own a BOSG for home defense, since that's what the game devs intended. Four attackers break into my house. "What the ♥♥♥♥?" As I grab my flash grenade and whiskey. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my BOSG on the second man, miss him entirely because it wasn't a headshot and nails my teammate behind the wall. I have to resort to the LMG, MOUNTED AND LOADED with grape shot, "Remember, no russian" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. ADRENALINE SURGE and charge the last terrified recruit. He's DBNO waiting on the police to arrive since the position he got downed in would be impossible to revive. Just as the game devs intended.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Nice profile b *grabs ass seductively*

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