cpl
Denmark
 
 
quadriplegic gamer n im still better than u
no aim train just say inshallah and peak
♥♥♥♥ shaun i blew his ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up hiroshima style.
08:17 - PhantomACE_: wish me luck
08:17 - cpL: penis
08:17 - PhantomACE_: ty



01:51 - EverX: your my dad
01:51 - niki: you're*
01:51 - EverX: i dont have to say that
01:51 - niki: yes you do if you want to be my son


14:50 - cpl: i hate you
14:51 - everx: why
14:51 - cpl: why not
14:51 - everx: im a nice person
14:51 - cpl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



19:44 - EverX: pepe is our dedicated p90 player

EverX: everytime im close to actually ranking up i either get vac banned or my friends get vac banned

00:54 - everx+: farfar is the legend
00:54 - everx+: of cs

06:21 - Homie307: im a noob

13:36 - PePe: she told me to lick out her ass
13:36 - cpl: :steamfacepalm:
13:36 - PePe: makes me hard

13:15 - PePe: CPL
13:15 - cpl: ?
13:16 - PePe: i whatch chilldporn

(Terrorist) Leprik_#ME!ME!ME! @ T Start : Anime is better than all girls in the world

14:46 - awzzie: pewdiepie is the best youtube

16:33 - cpl: where is victor
16:33 - PePe: duno
16:33 - PePe: jsu ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a grapefruit

<21:44:55> "Firestar": trying to drop in a new flight controller, and every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing has to come off.
<21:45:17> "Firestar": like could it be any harder
<21:45:26> "cpl": you tell me
<21:45:51> "Firestar": it couldnt.
<21:46:09> "Firestar": whoever designed this was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
<21:46:11> "Firestar": oh wait.
<21:46:13> "Firestar": ._.
<21:46:16> "cpl": lol
<21:46:33> "Firestar": I designed it ;_;




14:13 - EverX: the only problem is that i look mentally challenged
14:13 - EverX: the will run away
14:14 - EverX: so i gotta knife them
14:14 - EverX: and show them dominance
14:14 - cpl: and by showing dominace u mean ♥♥♥♥ them in the ass
14:14 - EverX: no, i smash they're teeth out with a hammer
14:14 - EverX: their
14:14 - cpl: THEY'RE
14:14 - cpl: THEY'RE TEETH
14:14 - EverX: I KNOW
14:15 - EverX: SHUUP
14:14 - cpl: VICTOR
14:15 - EverX: SHUTUP*
14:14 - cpl: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
14:14 - cpl: OMG


EverX: only 4 days left untill i can bet my knife
EverX: :D



18:12 - Derrick: how tf do i put all my ammo in my glock 19
18:12 - Derrick: it only lets me put 1 in at a time
18:12 - cpl: You need a magazine you dumb ♥♥♥♥


04:45 - austin_mongeon: screamo is a band dumbass
04:45 - cpl: 04:45 - austin_mongeon: screamo is a band dumbass
04:45 - austin_mongeon: yeah i said it
04:46 - austin_mongeon: why whats wrong with what I said
04:46 - cpl: band
04:46 - austin_mongeon: i ment genre ♥♥♥♥ off


18:52 - EverX (2): käften horunge ska döda dig danskjävel
18:52 - cpl: sorry i dont speak refugee

07:15 - Firestar: she's maybe 5-6/10
07:15 - cpl: ROFL
07:15 - cpl: dude ♥♥♥♥ no
07:15 - Firestar: not horrible, but not amazing
07:15 - cpl: 3-4
07:15 - Firestar: you know?
07:15 - Firestar: what do you count as a 10 then
07:15 - cpl: me
07:15 - cpl: :B1:


16:34 - Skuffmeister: but i mean atleast ur cute xD
16:34 - cpl: Wtf
16:34 - Skuffmeister: not i na gay way xD
16:35 - Skuffmeister: but i mean like small kid cute xD cute face girls like to see cute bois licking their ♥♥♥♥♥
16:35 - Skuffmeister: not like small kid cute*
16:35 - Skuffmeister: like "man" cute xd
16:35 - Skuffmeister: almost beiber cute xD
16:54 - cpl: what the ♥♥♥♥



08:39 - cpl: I want a ♥♥♥♥♥ magnet dog
08:40 - Firestar: https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/campaign_images/terminal05/2012/10/23/11/25-adorably-tragic-half-shaved-animals-1-3142-1351007013-11_big.jpg
08:40 - cpl: now thats my kind of dog


00:09 - cpl: So get home asap
00:09 - ROMANVS: oh im home
00:09 - ROMANVS: im just suspended from ♥♥♥♥ using my computer to play games
00:10 - cpl: becca alpha becca alpha


04:59 - Arkos: i finally got internet again
05:00 - cpl: i liked it better when u didnt
05:01 - Arkos: dont lie you missed me
05:01 - cpl: i would have missed you if you chose the real ALPHA BRANCH
05:01 - cpl: THE NAVY



Stranger: I am an engineer
Stranger: So we do
Stranger: Get used to it
You: But the metric system is superior
Stranger: Yes..we use that calculation
Stranger: Tell me your body measurements
You: uhm
You: im 160lbs
You: i have double dds
You: and my ♥♥♥♥ is 5"
You: y?
You: u?
Stranger has disconnected.



07:50 - Everx: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you
07:50 - Everx: ♥♥♥


*DEAD*(Terrorist) EverX^_^ : report cpl

19:30 - EverxD: i cheer for vp



16:29 - deltuh: im selling my pc aactualy
16:29 - deltuh: for a macbook for college and music

17:41 - EverX: cs in 30
17:41 - EverX: mnj
17:41 - EverX: sted will be moe



17:26 - cpl: i think
17:26 - cpl: this coffee machine
17:26 - cpl: is my favorite thing in this game
17:26 - Yunii ^: what does it do
17:26 - cpl: it gives me coffee

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Alsador 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41am 
Nice AWP skills!
Kajar 17 Oct, 2024 @ 10:20am 
an inspiration to teammates
Nishura 21 Aug, 2024 @ 5:26pm 
Tactical genius!
Mirg 26 Jul, 2024 @ 7:25am 
Ready to take on the world?