When Life comes and hits you in the face, you just whip your hair back and forth like Will Smith's daughter and say to Life:" Don't make lemonade man! Its too dangerous to make, because then it will create a vortex inside your brain like my new theretical object that I call a black hole."

P.S. This is what happens when you get Cave Johnson and Albert Einstein to work together; pure genius that is so amazing that it helped solve the problem of disfunctional families.