Recent reviews by Carrotpony

Planes go boom, good time, 10/10

Certainly different from the other Kingdom games, this game is a one-off, story driven survival whereas the other games were purely an endless survival. The story is pretty short (Roughly 8-11 hours) with minor changes between difficulties, nothing too gripping and the characters are pretty forgettable, they honestly seem more like a push for wokeness than actual characters.

I would say the easter eggs are worth the little bit of nostalgia for 80s kids, but I can't imagine any other demographic finding entertainment out of this one.

Armory Building simulator but Scary

A perfect balance of Rougelite and Resource Management. The cult building aspect keeps the pace while also adding an extra bit of challenge. I've really enjoyed the side-quests given by your followers, they can be funny or challenging.

Nostalgia factors maximum, Solo developer PROPS, 10/10 would escape reality to this every day.

Never played a Deck Builder game and this was so satisfying. The characters are wonderful and unfolding story kept me hooked the entire time. Definitely had a few frustrating moments but I will definitely play over and over.

It's like all the best parts of a RTS but you're an army of one fighting to survive hostile planets

It's all in the wrist.

Literally every second of this game is a ♥♥♥♥ joke.....10/10 would replay forever

It felt like a rail shooter when it was meant to be a revamped FPS, I loved the original but this just doesn't do it justice, sure the graphics are fancy and it has it's humor, but when I saw this game I was expecting god mode levels of carnage, instead what I go was having to hide around corners and wait for a shot, granted that was the intent of the original game I expected better from a remake.