merp xD le random UwU *nuzzles* get epicly trolled!

I DON'T WANNA GROW UP! I WANT COOKIES! AND "MILKIE"! I WANT A SWEATER WITH LOVE IN THE STITCHES! I WANNA WEAR "DIADIES"! I WANNA RIDE IN MY WAGON! I WANNA CUDDLE-WUDDLE WITH MISTER STUFFYKINS! I WANNA ROCKY-ROCK ON MY SEAHORSEY! AND I WANT KISSY-KISSY ON MY BOO-BOO!

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

-rep

ENG: Choose something from this list and write in my profile, I will answer you mutually
RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу взаимно
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep gg wp
+rep gamer
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep Good job
+rep so good
+rep nice racer
+rep

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