Sxon
Sxon   Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
 
 
For the love of God, it's pronounced "Suh-Zone".
Musician | #GamersRiseUp
Currently Offline
Hi, I'm Sxon
- Level 23

- Discord: @sxon

- I be driving on the forklifts

- I'll often be live producing while gaming

- If you heard me smoke , no you did not.

- Occasionally you may find me drinking bevvies while playing.

- You've probably found me through VRC, Lethal Company, or Phasmophobia.

- Now please, leave.
Favorite Game
321
Hours played
115
Achievements
Review Showcase
86 Hours played
Ahh, Lethal Company. Playing this title has brought me clarity to the fact that monsters; in fact, are heartless. I should've learned this lesson years ago when my ex-wife left me for the bald and shredded plumber/pool-boy/astronaut guy next door. But enough about them, The chilling atmospheres of the moons you can visit, feel incredible. Especially when you get inside, you're greeted with silence, which in itself is scary--if you didn't have to deal with the silence of your ex-wife within your last 4 months of being together. But even when long term playing hits, there comes a lot of unexpected moments that catch you off-guard, and that really hits you out of nowhere. So you still can get that sense of dread when you're on a time crunch trying to make ends meet. I would definitely recommend this to any gamer of any kind. Divorced or not.
Review Showcase
190 Hours played
Playing Phasmophobia over the years has made me realize that I needed to search my own suburban home for ghosts. And after squad-ing up with 3 friends, we have come to the glaring realization that not only do I have a Yokai in my home, but he has become my closest friend and filled the void my ex-wife has left. I would later find out that my ex-wife was actually a Demon, and not just by description. Would absolutely recommend to those who are in divorce lawsuits, or just anyone who likes a good scare.
Favorite Group
Who up Terroring they Nowhere?
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Members
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In-Game
3
Online
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In Chat
koko ♡ 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:56pm 
Mystic Moon is the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rng moon in the game. i have been tearing my hair out trying to get the sync item out of this ♥♥♥♥ show and it is the most infuriating thing about it. half the things that can be summoned/switched in will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you, half of the maps you can get them on are completely impossible, the good maps NEVER show up, telefrags are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and the item. ♥♥♥♥ THE GLOW COIL. this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coil has costed me half of my attempts because IT IS USELESS. the speed is awful, the ability is only useful on dark maps (most of which are death sentences regardless), and the sync it gives you is the old glow coil but slightly faster. this single achievement makes me want to kill myself because of how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is. i know it is designed to go in with multiple people but it doesn't help if the agro is finicky and the terror can and will telefrag. i have no malice for beyond or the dev team, but this might be a bit much. in essence, ♥♥♥♥ this moon
koko ♡ 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:51pm 
this guy right here, this guy. he likes forklifts.
YoBro 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and f uck my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch c ock and insert it into my wife's tight v agina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can f uck my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.
Tristin 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am 
so it turns out that it is ILLEGAL to ejaculate onto the windows of churches!
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