Mystic Moon is the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rng moon in the game. i have been tearing my hair out trying to get the sync item out of this ♥♥♥♥ show and it is the most infuriating thing about it. half the things that can be summoned/switched in will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you, half of the maps you can get them on are completely impossible, the good maps NEVER show up, telefrags are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and the item. ♥♥♥♥ THE GLOW COIL. this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coil has costed me half of my attempts because IT IS USELESS. the speed is awful, the ability is only useful on dark maps (most of which are death sentences regardless), and the sync it gives you is the old glow coil but slightly faster. this single achievement makes me want to kill myself because of how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is. i know it is designed to go in with multiple people but it doesn't help if the agro is finicky and the terror can and will telefrag. i have no malice for beyond or the dev team, but this might be a bit much. in essence, ♥♥♥♥ this moon

this guy right here, this guy. he likes forklifts.

You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and f uck my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch c ock and insert it into my wife's tight v agina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can f uck my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.

so it turns out that it is ILLEGAL to ejaculate onto the windows of churches!

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