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I wrote two groundbreaking programs that will redefine computing forever:
Print("Supreme Output") – A revolutionary Python application that takes text and prints it to the console with unparalleled efficiency. I engineered this using Python 3.12, a mechanical keyboard, and a deep sigh of disappointment.
System.exit(-1) – A next-generation Java application that boldly terminates itself. Unlike traditional software, it offers a seamless, user-focused experience by ensuring it never overstays its welcome. I developed this using a borrowed ThinkPad, one flickering desk lamp, and a mild caffeine overdose.
Industry experts have called my work "impossible," "unparalleled," and "please stop emailing us." I am currently in talks with NASA, Google, and my mom to further optimize my algorithms.