Bumpee is so bad, they need to invent a rank below scrub

I saw this guy stop a mugging in Godansk by drop kicking a guy down a flight of stairs. The woman he helped offered herself to him but this stoic lord said "Put your tits away, I'm only attracted to personality." She gasped and broke down into tears on the spot. They now have 7 beautiful children that excel in math and science. He is the embodiment of class.

Bumpee loses at Invoker!!! HA TAKE THAT!

Bad at games, noooooooob

tell your friend @Jonnis to stop playing dota. he is terrible, plays like a braindead bot, that game is not for him, play with him some ez games.

-rep dog without personal life