Bumpee is so bad, they need to invent a rank below scrub

I saw this guy stop a mugging in Godansk by drop kicking a guy down a flight of stairs. The woman he helped offered herself to him but this stoic lord said "Put your ♥♥♥♥ away, I'm only attracted to personality." She gasped and broke down into tears on the spot. They now have 7 beautiful children that excel in math and science. He is the embodiment of class.

Bumpee loses at Invoker!!! HA TAKE THAT!

Bad at games, noooooooob

tell your friend @Jonnis to stop playing dota. he is terrible, plays like a braindead ♥♥♥, that game is not for him, play with him some ez games.

-rep dog without personal life