Recent reviews by f@ck

It tickles me something deep in my noggin.

I bought this game back when it costed money. nothing else has really changed though.

Its an old game, they made the graphics sorta better, but MF2 was and always will be worse than the first.

But that doesn't mean it isn't worth playing once.

Ahh...where do I begin? I guess lets keep this short. Sidenote, No you don't need a supercomputer to play this game on high settings. Drivers issues plague the best of games, and just because a dude is trying run it on a 1080 and wonders why it ain't working well, well, its because hes running it on old garbage. I have a ryzen 7 3700x and 1660 Super. Not god tier specs, but I play on high just fine, or on medium when I stream. The boo hooors just gotta get good.

The pros? You can be a badass. You run around killing baddies, driving cars, killing baddies, but don't even look at NCPD or they destroy you. You can bang hot chicks, and booty calls are always nice.

The cons?
The fixers? Always trying to sell me their car like this is some facebook marketplace simulator.
Autosave? Always yeets me across the map if im in my car. Get an F in chat for that.
The AI? its gets awkward when you try to infiltrate a place and the bad guys turn into good guys, and youre just like, " Well then who tf do I kill?"
My motorcycle? you catch me doing ramping off a tiddy. I wish I was joking. I ramp off of the crowds. bumps, and other things.
Missions? Lets hope you don't lose the voice dialogue. If you do, plan to restart, only way to fix if it doesnt come back within a line or two. Lets also hope you don't do the mission wrong, or the entire world collapses forcing you to restart. Seems dramatic? No, Im realistic and mad that I spend countless time doing side missions only to have to restart cuz it broke. but really tho, most of these glitches and bugs are funny.
The enemies? They sometimes like to stand on the underside of the ground or in objects or in walls or just overall breaking physics to get an upperhand against our baddassery. So make sure u have a gun that can penetrate walls.
When driving? Make sure to give yourself some room to get out of the car. cuz if not, good luck gettting out of your car. Or, if you get stuck on your bike becaused its wedged like the missing side of the bermuda triangle against a wall and the ground, you might as well load a checkpoint.
Finished the game? Yeah, well when you do, its load you back to right before you begin the final mission so 1, don't bother looting cuz you won't have any of it. and 2, Your gonna be driven insane by the fact that all your trying to do is do side gigs and missions to get 100% but ALL THE GAME WILL TRY TO DO IS NAVIGATE YOU TO THE FINAL MISSION, AT ALL COSTS. ITS ANNOYING AS HELL. it will hijack every mission to decide to track at any moment it can. You flatline? Oh you mean track to the final mission. You begin a tracked mission? Of you mean you to go to the final mission. You get in your car? Im sure its because you want to go to the final mission.

Oh mighty Red Projekt Developers, please hear my plea's. This game has potential, but gosh darnit do you need to round out the edges.

My final verdict? Fun game. Just make sure to save often, you know what to expect, cuz you heard it from me first.

OH AND FINALLY, HAS NO DEVELOPER EVER DRIVEN A MOTORCYCLE BEFORE?

dont get me wrong, they got poo mechanics. I ramp tiddies for goodness sake. and 50/50 guard rails like tony hawk. and when you drive fast enough, on a motorcycle, instead of dying when you hit someone, the victim car just has a really bad day as its flipped on its head and you just keep going. gg on that. But tgheres such thing as counter steer, where you look like you turning the opposite way your actually turning. its called counter steer. Theres science behind. no, motorcycles are not magic. no they don't go against the laws of physics. Yes you need to fix the motorcycles to follow the same physics as they do IRL. cus you have the cars doing it. Why not the motorcycles.

No game, and giveaway for reviews which is against TOS with steam. RIP.

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