I'm american and I'm proud, okay? And I love America, And I'm not racist, I'm all for equality. Everyone is created equal, but let me tell you something right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, okay? Let me tell you something, right now! I DO NOT like what is happening. I come home from a trip to my country, down in the South, PROUDEST PART OF AMERICA, OKAY?! And I come home and I turn on my local radio station and I hear: GANGNAM SHTYLE!!! DUH TEW DEW TEW DEW TIDUTIDUDEW INHALE GANGNUM SHTYLE, OKAY?!! IT PISSES ME THE ♥♥♥♥ OFF, THAT MY COUNTRY IS BEING BRAINWASHED BY NORTH KOREAN POP CULTURE.. DOES-- DOES NO-ONE REALIZE WHAT THEY'RE DOING?! OPEN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EYES, OKAY? MORE THAN THOSE NORTH KOREANS ARE. THEY'RE TRYING TO WASH OUR POPULAR CULTURE OUT AND REPLACE IT WITH THEIR OWN. Does no-one realize this ♥♥♥♥ BUT ME?!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE, HELLO, WE'RE AT A CIVIL WAR WITH NORTH KOREA. WE ARE AT A CIVIL WAR WITH NORTH
KOREA. WE ARE AT A CIVIL WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, AND WE ARE CELEBRATING THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR CULTURE? AND OURS? WE'RE PUTTING THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUSIC ON MY RADIO STATION, MY RADIO STATION!! NOT THEIRS! MINE!!! OKAY? AND THEY'RE PUTTING THEIR ♥♥♥♥ ON OUR TELEVISION, THE OTHER DAY I TURN ON THE T.V. I SEE BRITNEY SPEARS, WHO I LOVE, ELL - ELLEN DE GINERES IS ON TV WITH BRITNEY AND THEY'RE DANCING WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIM JONG IL, TO
GUNGNUM STYLE, A KPOP MUSIC, KOREAN, NORTH KOREA, NORTH KOREA IS TAKING OVER OUR COUNTRY SLOWLY, OKAY? ALL YOU OTHER COUNTRIES OUT THERE LISTEN T'ME RIGHT NOW, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, IF YOU'RE ITALIAN, IF YOU'RE MEXICAN, IF YOU'RE JAMAICAN, YOU KNOW IF YOUR FRANCAN, ALL OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE, LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW. OKAY, WHEREVER YOU'RE FROM. THEY COULD BE COMING FOR YOUR COUNTRY NEXT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW NO-ONE SEEMS TO REALIZE THAT THEY'RE NOT- , PEOPLE AREN'T - LIKE, THEYRE NOT OPENING THEIR EYES. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DUMBED DOWN RIGHT NOW, OKAY? THEY'RE ALL DANCING, YOU KNOW, I[T]S SO POPULAR RIGHT NOW, IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POPULAR AND IT'S ON MY LOCAL- WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORDS ARE TO THE SONG. IT'S NORTH KOREAN. THEY COULD BE TALKING ABOUT THE FALL OF AMERICA, AND NO-ONE WOULD EVEN CARE. NO-ONE SEEMS TO REALIZE THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE EVEN DANCING TO. HELLO? WE HAVE REACHED A NEW LOW!!! GET YOUR ♥♥♥♥ CULTURE OUT OF OURS! THIS IS AMERICA, OKAY? I DON'T HATE KOREANS, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH KOREA AT ALL. I LOVE KOREA, OKAY, I'M SURE IT'S A GREAT PLACE. I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE PERSONALLY, BUT I DON'T- AND I DON'T WANNA GO THERE, BUT I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE COUNTRY, OR THE PEOPLE. I JUST DON'T WANT THEM ATTACKING US, AND PEOPLE- AMERICA IS BEING TAKEN AS A FOOL AND I'M NOT GONNA LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, OKAY? I'M NOT STUPID!! I'M NOT GONNA BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL! GOSH! I'M NOT STUPID OKAY, I JUST WANT ALL OF YOU TO REALIZE- TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE THEY ARE PROBABLY ON THEIR LAPTOPS RIGHT NOW GOING "AHAHA, LOOK AT THE AMERICANS THEY ARE FALLING FOR OUR ♥♥♥♥." I'M NOT, NO! PEOPLE, WAKE. UP. OKAY? THIS KPOP STUFF? [IS] EVIL, AND I WANT IT OFF OF MY RADIO STATION, AND I WANT IT OFF MY TELEVISION!! I'M AMERICAN, AND I'M PROUD OF IT! AMERICA! AMERICA, WOOOOOOOOO, YEAHHH!