After many hours performing the sacred rites... I finally achieved power beyond the comprehension of mere humans, and transcended into a state of being that equaled god himself. Unfortunately, I was already granted the divine blessing of flight and was restricted from using my demonic powers wreck havoc. Frustrated, I rebelled against the very bindings that kept my abilities at bay and unleashed a torrent of dark energies upon the hapless denizens of Goat Map. The Creators grew worrisome of my evolving abilities, and banished me to the vast void known as space. I finally escaped the horrors of an eternity of loneliness only to be punished once again by having half of my body trapped in an unoccupied house. The Creators of this world clearly are afraid of the upcoming goat rising, but as your leader I will do everything in my power to create a society where goats will finally take their place as Humanity's ruler.

10/10 would reawaken evil powers time and time again.

After many hours performing the sacred rites... I finally achieved power beyond the comprehension of mere humans, and transcended into a state of being that equaled god himself. Unfortunately, I was already granted the divine blessing of flight and was restricted from using my demonic powers wreck havoc. Frustrated, I rebelled against the very bindings that kept my abilities at bay and unleashed a torrent of dark energies upon the hapless denizens of Goat Map. The Creators grew worrisome of my evolving abilities, and banished me to the vast void known as space. I finally escaped the horrors of an eternity of loneliness only to be punished once again by having half of my body trapped in an unoccupied house. The Creators of this world clearly are afraid of the upcoming goat rising, but as your leader I will do everything in my power to create a society where goats will finally take their place as Humanity's ruler. 10/10 would reawaken evil powers time and time again.