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Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
win-nt from the people who invented edlin
apples have meant trouble since eden
Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses
(By mwikholm@at8.♥♥♥.fi, MaDsen Wikholm)
🤕
I marvel at the strength of human weakness.
🙂
"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?"
🤣
Here I sit, broken-hearted,
All logged in, but work unstarted.
First net.this and net.that,
And a hot buttered bun for net.fat.
The boss comes by, and I play the game,
Then I turn back to net.flame.
Is there a cure (I need your views),
For someone trapped in net.news?
I need your help, I say 'tween sobs,
'Cause I'll soon be listed in net.jobs.
😷
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec
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