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12.5 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
"I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea!" - me before 24 hours of debugging
Posted 26 November, 2025.
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112.3 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
AMAZING game!

The good:
  • Amazing soundtrack
  • Awesome artwork
  • Extremely deep lore/worldbuilding
  • Customisable and engaging movements and combat
  • Highly replayable
  • Fun to speedrun
  • Hard to master, but fair difficulty (mostly)
The bad:
  • The entire mid-right section of the map, including such hits as BILEWATER, and EVEN BILER WATER (aka putrified ducts)
  • The dialogues take way too long imo. For a repeat playthrough where I might not want to read everything, double pressing the next button should proceed with the dialogue (as in the QOL mod of the original.
  • that ONE arena in underworks
  • The time hornet has the weakness attack things (the thing where she moves super slowly) should be lowered imo.
Posted 9 November, 2025. Last edited 9 November, 2025.
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182.8 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
This is one of the only games I would reccomend to my best friends and worst enemies.
Posted 26 July, 2024.
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29.9 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
but... I clicked the spacebar tho...
Posted 19 February, 2024. Last edited 2 December, 2024.
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84.9 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
1 healthy session of this game equates to:
Follow advice of bottled message > lose over 2500 salt twice > ragequit > repeat.
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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4.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
It blows
Posted 11 August, 2023. Last edited 29 June, 2024.
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96.5 hrs on record (94.0 hrs at review time)
This is, hands down, one of the best games I've ever played and here's why:
  • The soundtrack is literally on fire.
  • MOST of the bosses are fun and enjoyable.
  • Zote's precepts changed my life, 100% recommend them to anyone and everyone to follow
  • You can just let zote die.

Here's some things I (and many others) don't like about the game:
  • The rest spots (benches) are too few and far between in my opinion. There is one a few screens before most bosses, but there are a few bosses that don't and it gets a bit annoying to have to go back after dying to those bosses OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
  • Although I don't feel it as much now as before, I still wish to convey this primitive thought: "GAME HARD".
  • This a bit more personal but p5 zote can go piss himself, like why is a "meme" boss harder than actual god?
Overall, this is an excellent game, especially for this price (and if you want it cheaper for some reason, this goes on sale every few months) and I would 100% recommend.
Posted 11 August, 2023. Last edited 20 November, 2023.
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