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guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
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Charlie Brown: Why was I put on this earth?
Linus: To make others happy.
Charlie Brown: Why were others put on this earth?
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
-- Mark Twain
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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
-- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
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Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
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Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple
of more feet, just to be sure.
-- Eric Allman
... We make rope.
-- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.
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bureaucrat, n:
A politician who has tenure.
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ER SUCHT CS:GO NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL TUT IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN AUSSER MICH!
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!
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