Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
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Charlie Brown: Why was I put on this earth?
Linus: To make others happy.
Charlie Brown: Why were others put on this earth?
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
-- Mark Twain
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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
-- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
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Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
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Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple
of more feet, just to be sure.
-- Eric Allman

... We make rope.
-- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.
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bureaucrat, n:
A politician who has tenure.
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