+rep don’t let him use AWP

this is true can verify

This man isn’t just bad—he’s a scientific anomaly. Every match is a tragic documentary narrated by David Attenborough: “Here, we observe the rare ‘Tactical Disaster’ in its natural habitat—missing every shot, peeking without droning, and teamkilling out of pure muscle memory.” He doesn’t throw rounds—he catapults them into orbit. Picking Blitz with no comms, crouch-walking into Claymores, flashbanging his own shadow… this man redefines rock bottom every queue. Fuze on Hostage? He’s not just sending the hostage to the shadow realm—he’s booking the whole team a round-trip ticket with a travel vlog on TikTok. IQ with the bomb? He’ll sprint into site like it’s an Olympic event—no intel, no plan, just vibes. Ubisoft should replace the red team icon with his face as a public safety notice. Playing with him doesn’t just test your patience—it rewrites your understanding of suffering.

I just want everyone to know, in the history of Rainbow Six Siege, nobody—and I mean nobody—throws harder than this guy. You could put a blindfold on a copper-ranked Kali main and they’d still make better plays. I’ve seen toddlers play on their parents’ account who have more tactical awareness. This man will pick Fuze on hostage, promise not to cluster the objective, and then proceed to send that hostage to the shadow realm in the first 10 seconds. You ever lose a 1v5 because your teammate shot you in the back with a shotgun? That’s him. You ever see someone flashbang themselves three rounds in a row? Also him.

Honestly, Ubisoft needs to add a warning when you queue with this guy: “Proceed with caution—may cause emotional damage.” If you ever get matched with him, just close the game, go touch grass, and maybe meditate on your life choices. The king of throwing lives here. Approach with care.

Very hot would smash

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