Recent reviews by Noire

still suck at valorant

i just don't like it

one of my favorite games ever.
i love watching my little guys and gals walk around and live life

this game is bomb as ♥♥♥♥

ok i should clarify:
the revolver and the SMGS are (probably) the most satisfying weapon in the game
rocket launcher & its alternative i don't really see the point of
shotgun is mostly just a setup tool for the revolver outside of enrage which is basically a screen clear

damage taken really outscales the amount you heal in close range so to heal you mostly just shoot from afar and just slide and yoink the health. but that doesn't really matter overall if you don't get hit so.. yeah

IF you compare this game to ultrakill then of course it's a not recommended because you like ultrakill, not reaver. if you go in expecting "ultrakill" then you're gonna look at every single gripe and compare them to ultrakill and say "well, if ultrakill can do it then why cant reaver?"

and then that just makes it not fun. so, people, remember that overall reaver *is* its own game, even if the inspiration is palpable.

if you enjoy counterswapping in overwatch 2, you'll enjoy grim of abyss mode

I feel disgusted.

i cant stop playing i cant stpp i cabrt stop
2.0 fixed so many bugs (as long as you're on ssd)

Critical Failure: The Trilogy

@ me when I don't iai through teo shotgun[streamable.com] + slide off of every hitbox imaginable

^click on that (streamable yckjh5)

it's not even the fact that i get hit after or i lose out on damage or anything
it just isn't fun to be punished for being correct or to be rewarded for being wrong
and that's exactly what bad hitboxes does.

i thought it was me being ♥♥♥♥ so i kept coping for 100 more hours and it just
kept happening so it really can't just be me anymore

so, all in all, i really just don't advise this game.
play anything else.

playing where's waldo with haru's screen time