Im the guy that your gf(if you ever get one) is texting behind your back. The guy that she would instantly bang if I simply asked if she wanted to. The ugliest girls i get with would be considered "hot" from your perspective. You will only succeed in this world with money and that will be the only reason a girl would EVEN consider getting with you. I have bad news bro. Wish you the best in life with your sub par looks and body

My black autistic transgender quadriplegic Trump-hating Bernie-supporting great great great grandmother just passed away from stage 9 toe cancer after fighting it for 692 years. She fought in and survived the Iraq War, both world wars, the war of 1812, all nine crusades, and the Great Moon War. She used to love to play Super Smash Bros Ultimate while Tyrone pounded me from behind in the next room. Here I am at her funeral, playing Smash with one hand and masturbating furiously with the other, while all of my moronic alt-right family members look on in horror and disgust at my act of heroism. If you don’t give me all your life savings in Reddit Gold, you are a racist, ableist, transphobic Trump supporter and should be burned at the stake. EA and Origin bad, IGN bad, orange man bad, Fortnite bad, Bethesda and Fallout 76 bad, Witcher 3 good.

i hear this like, sqeak, like his beds rocking. turns out this kid is looking at his phone (prob henti or some weird ♥♥♥♥) and HES DRY HUMPING THE BED

you're nice

"When you are not on weed, do you want to be weed?"

I have chosen to go sicko mode next season, so therefore I shall