Im the guy that your gf(if you ever get one) is texting behind your back. The guy that she would instantly bang if I simply asked if she wanted to. The ugliest girls i get with would be considered "hot" from your perspective. You will only succeed in this world with money and that will be the only reason a girl would EVEN consider getting with you. I have bad news bro. Wish you the best in life with your sub par looks and body

My black autistic transgender quadriplegic Trump-hating Bernie-supporting great great great grandmother just passed away from stage 9 toe cancer after fighting it for 692 years. She fought in and survived the Iraq War, both world wars, the war of 1812, all nine crusades, and the Great Moon War. She used to love to play Super Smash Bros Ultimate while Tyrone pounded me from behind in the next room. Here I am at her funeral, playing Smash with one hand and masturbating furiously with the other, while all of my moronic alt-right family members look on in horror and disgust at my act of heroism. If you don’t give me all your life savings in Reddit Gold, you are a racist, ableist, transphobic Trump supporter and should be burned at the stake. EA and Origin bad, IGN bad, orange man bad, Fortnite bad, Bethesda and Fallout 76 bad, Witcher 3 good.

i hear this like, sqeak, like his beds rocking. turns out this kid is looking at his phone (prob henti or some weird ♥♥♥♥) and HES DRY HUMPING THE BED

you're nice

"When you are not on weed, do you want to be weed?"

I have chosen to go sicko mode next season, so therefore I shall

a woman was go to doctor for check ♥♥♥♥♥♥ . nothing special, just regular stuff . the doctor say:

ok now...spread ur legs so i can check genital with my vaginometer

the woman spread leg. BUT, the doctor drop vaginometer in genital . he put his arm in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get it out, BUT THE ENTIRE DOCTOR FELL IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ .

as he walked inside ♥♥♥♥♥♥ looking for vaginometer, he encuntered a soldier . he ask soldier :

ok....did u see vaginometer???

kayne is in the top 5 best philosophers of our times:
1. jordan peterson
2. ben shapiro
3. steven crowder
4. kayne west
5. milo yiannopoulos
nobody else comes close to these.

Bhis ♥♥♥♥♥ Bucking Brazy! Bumor Bas it he's got BEANS

Why the hell do students here talk to each other so much? This is an academic school, not a social school. My classes are full of chatter, most students are walking around in groups chatting, half the dining hall sits in groups, etc. Chatting and "friendship" is pointless, they should study instead
You don't need friends to make A's. Case in point, I have no friends and make A's. "Social life" is a waste of time. All the lonely kids here who complain about trouble making friends are being spoiled brats who think having friends is a necessity, and they should be happy with just making good grades. Socializing is not a necessity, unlike food and water.

Unlike you lesser apes. I have evolved beyond primitive desires for companionship. I am a completely rational, asexual human being an intellectual.

is it me or is benG a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow benG has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single benG kill ?

but try BBK...u can see the flick
i remember a BBK flick.

Domminate the room, do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the ground in the aisle.

Everytime you feel a little thirsty stand up, lift the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spill plenty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out a deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction after every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying, "pfew, I needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can.

When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.

You know, it's really payhetic and annoying how everyones hates on Twilight. It's an awesome and very successful series. The only reason most people do it is because it became a trend to hate it (like when it became cool to hate Nickelback). Most if not all the people in the comments hating on Twilight are nothing but a bunch of lowlife ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who hopped on the bandwagon.

Signed by CaRq.

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WARNING!!!!DON'T RP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥

+rep good player

executes are fun with this guy.

+rep, thanks for the carry you nutty freak

Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually ♥♥♥♥ myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED

+rep absolutly insane player!<3

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hi bro, you are a god , bye

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