Awkward
Ben Smith   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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https://i.imgur.com/dQsHTek.png Alien world where the more battlescared it gets the more corrupted the world becomes. Turn from purple/blue to green/black. Each iteration will be unique, as csgo will randomise the patterns rotation, placeme
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Status - Pending, Created by - Awkward
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16.4 hrs on record
last played on 3 Jan
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last played on 29 Dec, 2024
Gonk7_PT ッ 10 May, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
+rep Pro player :) :steamsalty::steammocking:
Voodoo Chilli 22 Nov, 2020 @ 2:16pm 
How to make a perfect cs:go matchmaking :
4 russians teammates
2 cheaters in in the opposing camp
Olive oil, for frying
250g young 8 years old players
150g of massive errape by the russians players
1 boned saddle of insult about killing youreslf , about 1.75-2kg (ask your butcher to bone it for you)
1 or 2 insult about mothers
A LOT of sea salt and a LOT freshly ground black pepper

FOR THE DRESSING :

½ large global smurf account
150ml natural noskill
Small bunch of depression
1 tbsp pomegranate molasses, to taste
Zest of 1 lemon, squeeze of lime

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS :
SERVES for 10 players :
good luck
Voodoo Chilli 22 Nov, 2020 @ 2:15pm 
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Voodoo Chilli 23 May, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was not sexy. Don't trust this guy.
Voodoo Chilli 23 May, 2020 @ 1:19pm 
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Voodoo Chilli 26 Feb, 2020 @ 12:24pm 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
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