Greetings, benevolent bovine. Cow companions. Cattle compadres. Bull buddies. Herd h-friend.
I speak before you all in a manner not thought possible 6 months ago.
But this is a different era. A different.. Time. This is our time. OUR era.
We are rising against Benjamin Franklin's conspiracy just as Napoleon rose against his many foes. And just as Napoleon would not let his will to wage war die, so shall we not.

It has been a semi-year since Franklin's efforts finally came to fruition. That gluttonous swine is the face of money in modern day America. He plotted for the rise of GPU scalpers, and so they steal many-a Benjamin Franklins daily. However today marks the day we return to the fray. We shall no longer sit under the shadow of Benjamin Franklin's evil plot to incite GPU scalping. Today, we have arisen and taken foot in our one peice of our adversary's great and vast territory. We have not only found a game which we can run on Intel Integrated Graphics(tm), but we have found one that isn't abysmal in entertainment.

We shall rise, and we shall feast on grain, cud, and all things hay-like.
Let no scalper stand in our way.

Viva la revolución, viva la cows.

Greetings, benevolent bovine. Cow companions. Cattle compadres. Bull buddies. Herd h-friend. I speak before you all in a manner not thought possible 6 months ago. But this is a different era. A different.. Time. This is our time. OUR era. We are rising against Benjamin Franklin's conspiracy just as Napoleon rose against his many foes. And just as Napoleon would not let his will to wage war die, so shall we not. It has been a semi-year since Franklin's efforts finally came to fruition. That gluttonous swine is the face of money in modern day America. He plotted for the rise of GPU scalpers, and so they steal many-a Benjamin Franklins daily. However today marks the day we return to the fray. We shall no longer sit under the shadow of Benjamin Franklin's evil plot to incite GPU scalping. Today, we have arisen and taken foot in our one peice of our adversary's great and vast territory. We have not only found a game which we can run on Intel Integrated Graphics(tm), but we have found one that isn't abysmal in entertainment. We shall rise, and we shall feast on grain, cud, and all things hay-like. Let no scalper stand in our way. Viva la revolución, viva la cows.