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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record
Posted: 25 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Elden Ring is actual garbage. Heres Why:

- Another Dark Souls soulless world where difficulty in the game is the only thing that makes any sense

- Entire LACK of support for keyboard and mouse. Like, bruh why tf release on PC. Full controller support = YOU NEED A CONTROLLER. Your game experience will be absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ without one, if somebody tells you this is false - don't believe them.

- Major performance issues, even on modern components.

- Terrible writing where GOLD is in almost every other sentence like it has weight to it, like the Golden Order OOOOOOO, who ♥♥♥♥ cares, make us care.

- Customisation is straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb, like Type A = Male, Type B = Female, but theyre labelled as Bulky or Slender.

- It just throws you into the game straight after a bs cutscene explaining something where you suddenly have to wander in an empty ♥♥♥♥ place until you finally find a fight and immediately ♥♥♥♥♥♥ die to stuttering boss fights. oh and cutscene that means nothing and immediately teleports you to another place without 0 explaination after just doing it a minute ago. Then you meet some weird old man and tbh, thats when I stopped playing.

My expectations was a story worth enjoying, I was wrong immediately. They ♥♥♥♥♥♥ George R. R. Martin's guidework straight off the bat without question and this game is another Dark Souls - Good because Difficult bs game.
These kinds of games are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and remove any casual playability, story experience, etc. They should've followed jedi fallen order in the sense that difficulty can be optionally present but it does not take away from the story or environment - this game does like Dark Souls always did.

Elden Ring will only be good because of the Dark Souls fanbase. Beat me up about it, idc. it doesn't make Elden Ring a genuinely good game just because it has difficulty.
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