Wolf: "Lamb, tell me a story.
Lamb: There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely
Wolf: Why was it lonely?
Lamb: All things must meet this man, so they shunned him.
Wolf: Did he chase them all?
Lamb: He took an axe and split himself in two, right down the middle.
Wolf: So he would always have a friend?
Lamb: So he would always have a friend."