Recent reviews by Aftrmind

10/10, you gotta try it out

Very cozy game and the community is straight up awesome. Meow at people and they meow back, 10/10. It feels nice to kinda grind through every tier of your camp, and try to catch all of the fish in each quality.

Bonelabs is less of a game and more of an out-of-body experience where you repeatedly throw yourself into chaos. Imagine being dropped into a world where physics are king, and youre just a squishy bag of bones trying to survive. Want to juggle chairs? Go ahead. Punch a robot in the face? Sure. Accidentally bonk yourself with a crowbar because you forgot how VR works? Absolutely.

The story? Uh, something about escaping a dystopian lab. But who cares when you can spend an hour stacking boxes for no reason or doing backflips off walls like a clumsy ninja. The combat feels gloriously janky in the best way, and the physics-based puzzles will either make you feel like a genius or an idiot, depending on the day.

TLDR: Bonelabs is the closest youll get to living in a fever dream. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe accidentally flip a table onto your own head.

If you’ve ever wanted to play Top Gun but without Tom Cruise stealing your thunder, Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown is your game. It’s part fighter jet simulator, part soap opera, and all chaos in the skies. You’ll find yourself pulling Gs while dodging missiles, yelling Fox Two like a wannabe Maverick, and then crashing because you got distracted by the weather. Yes, the WEATHER. It’s gorgeous and will absolutely kill you.

The plot? Something about rival nations, betrayals, and a space elevator. Honestly, it’s like Game of Thrones but with jets instead of dragons. And the voice acting? Chef’s kiss. Every character delivers their lines like they’re auditioning for a Shakespeare play about aerial dogfights.

TL;DR: You’ll either become an ace pilot or eject straight into a thunderstorm, but either way, it’s ridiculously fun. Just don’t fly into the mountains. They don’t move.

Skyrim is a masterpiece of epic quests, dragons, and NPCs who seem to live in their own universe. My favorite encounter? A random villager named Fianna

Fianna waddled up to me in Whiterun and said, “Did you know mudcrabs can smell fear?” before immediately moonwalking into a wall. Intrigued, I followed her.

Then, out of nowhere, Fianna T-posed, floated ten feet into the air, and disappeared over the horizon. No explanation. No quest marker. Just memories of her wisdom.

Skyrim is a world of endless wonder, and Fianna made it better. 10/10, would learn about mudcrabs again.

Arma 3 is the ultimate military simulator—until you play it with friends like me. Case in point: My squad assigned me, the least qualified person, to fly a helicopter. “How hard can it be?” I asked. Spoiler: Very.

We took off smoothly, but five minutes later, I realized I had no clue how to land. My genius solution? “We’ll parachute out!” Unfortunately, I forgot my parachute. So while everyone else gracefully floated to safety, I plummeted into a tree as the chopper spiraled into the sea.

Mission failed? Technically. Was worth the laughs tho

Arma 3 is the perfect mix of strategy, teamwork, and unplanned disasters. 11/10, would forget my parachute again.

Arma Reforger is equal parts tactical brilliance and accidental comedy. Case in point: I met a guy named “BigTony99” while wandering aimlessly through a forest. We bonded over our inability to read the map and shared a solemn vow to “just wing it.”

Our first mission? Secure a vehicle. Tony found an abandoned jeep, but as we celebrated our genius, he drove it straight into a lake. His solution? “Push it out!” So there we were, two soldiers, waist-deep in water, pretending we could shove a half-ton jeep like it’s a shopping cart.

Suddenly, enemy fire erupted. Tony’s plan? “Act natural!” He crouched next to the jeep, holding a wrench, while I waved like a tourist. Believe it or not, the enemies ignored us.

Arma Reforger isn’t just a war sim; it’s a chaos simulator. 10/10, would reenlist with BigTony anytime.

Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl feels like my post-apocalypse dream... or nightmare, depending on the hour. This game doesn’t just immerse you in the Zone; it shoves you in, pats you on the back, and says, “Good luck not dying!”

The graphics? So realistic, I almost threw my Geiger counter at the screen. The story? Gripping enough to make me pause mid-mission to question my life choices—do I really need to hunt mutant boars again? And the anomalies? Oh, they’re fun until one yeets your backpack into another dimension.

But it’s not all terror and tears! The NPCs have more personality than my neighbors. One guy traded me a rusty gun for a can of beans and then gave me a philosophical monologue about mushrooms.

Stalker 2 is chaotic, beautiful, and weirdly hilarious. A must-play—if you don’t mind occasionally screaming, "What even WAS that?!"

10/10, would be radiated again.

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