started dating his own nan, ♥♥♥ weird cnt, but i respect the grind. +rep.

THIS GUY HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN MANY FEDERAL LEVEL DEEP-QUAKE SLOW BURN PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE OPERATIONS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: israeli war crimes

extra pickles? can't turn that down, can't have a maccas burger without the pickles know what i'm sayin

look buddy i thought our deal was if you got internet to play animal crossing you'd stop oversharing! ANYWAYS though mate yeah i'll get you that large quarter pounder meal that you asked for! extra pickles? yeah sounds good, beauty!

day 18: started showing me his queen records, not bad but mate where's my water, i couldn't care less about bohemian rhapsody right now, i'm famished, anyway he's talking to his ♥♥♥ doll (which i can only assume by the quality to be worth upwards of 4k) its chained up in the corner, suspiciously like me right now, ♥♥♥♥'s getting weird, he said something about "god i can't wait" dunno what that means, anyway could do with a solid feed, perhaps a large quarter pounder meal from macca's, with the frappe for defence purposes against sexually active Samuel over here you know what i'm sayin.

he's had me locked up in his basement for over 10 days, i'm thirsty and ♥♥♥♥♥ and i don't how to feel about it, he keeps singing eye of the tiger and shadow boxing in the corner, never been more confused about my situation in life, cooks a mean pasta though.