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greg 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:16am 
started dating his own nan, ♥♥♥ weird cnt, but i respect the grind. +rep.
PARMI 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56am 
THIS GUY HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN MANY FEDERAL LEVEL DEEP-QUAKE SLOW BURN PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE OPERATIONS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: israeli war crimes
greg 20 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm 
extra pickles? can't turn that down, can't have a maccas burger without the pickles know what i'm sayin
adoophus 20 Nov, 2024 @ 8:45pm 
look buddy i thought our deal was if you got internet to play animal crossing you'd stop oversharing! ANYWAYS though mate yeah i'll get you that large quarter pounder meal that you asked for! extra pickles? yeah sounds good, beauty!
greg 20 Nov, 2024 @ 1:03pm 
day 18: started showing me his queen records, not bad but mate where's my water, i couldn't care less about bohemian rhapsody right now, i'm famished, anyway he's talking to his sex doll (which i can only assume by the quality to be worth upwards of 4k) its chained up in the corner, suspiciously like me right now, ♥♥♥♥'s getting weird, he said something about "god i can't wait" dunno what that means, anyway could do with a solid feed, perhaps a large quarter pounder meal from macca's, with the frappe for defence purposes against sexually active Samuel over here you know what i'm sayin.:digordie:
greg 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
he's had me locked up in his basement for over 10 days, i'm thirsty and horny and i don't how to feel about it, he keeps singing eye of the tiger and shadow boxing in the corner, never been more confused about my situation in life, cooks a mean pasta though.
greg 28 Oct, 2024 @ 1:48pm 
left his nan at coles
greg 19 Oct, 2024 @ 12:13am 
♥♥♥
greg 16 Oct, 2024 @ 8:47pm 
apex?
greg 16 Oct, 2024 @ 4:17pm 
?
adoophus 16 Oct, 2024 @ 5:20am 
what the ♥♥♥♥
greg 16 Oct, 2024 @ 4:49am 
+rep finally shagged his nan, old mole wouldn't leave me alone cheeky bugger! thanks for taking the load off me if you know what i mean! haha, anyway gonna go spoof on your dog in about halfa, i'll see you then when you gotta check if a snails invaded his personal space or if it was 7ft giant, huge muscles also handsome came and unloaded some generations on the poor pooch! bloody dreadful, anyways take it easy big fella, catch you in deadlock. love you x
PARMI 16 Oct, 2024 @ 2:40am 
+rep banned an admin abuser who was spawning pistols for people on the xgamers hl2rp server
greg 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:41am 
-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost-rep drove my apex career like a plane into the ♥♥♥ twin towers, now stuck playing overwatch with ghost
greg 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:17pm 
gary you've mastered bulking
muz 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07am 
my favourite little pocket rocket
GARY 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:05am 
Bulking tips?
greg 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37pm 
mb let me fix that
Mr. Fig 1 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15pm 
why cant I make a comment on your steam profile greg? :steamsad:
greg 1 Oct, 2024 @ 3:02am 
yessss
adoophus 1 Oct, 2024 @ 2:46am 
you alive again?
greg 1 Oct, 2024 @ 2:36am 
apex?
greg 1 Oct, 2024 @ 2:35am 
♥♥♥♥ up fig
Mr. Fig 27 Sep, 2024 @ 11:50pm 
-rep although abit of a cutie ^^ he wore all 15 of his cologne flavours to our date and despite the fact his dads made a scrumptious casserole, I just couldn't get over the smell of the local mosque coming from one man.
greg 17 Sep, 2024 @ 6:00pm 
god you're such a handsome women
adoophus 16 Sep, 2024 @ 12:03am 
pure muscle
greg 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:46pm 
86.8
QuasarLover 4 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31am 
-rep Had to make an alt to carry his huge juicy booty +rep massive ass
adoophus 7 Aug, 2024 @ 6:55am 
sup
chromatica 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:03am 
I said sorry?
adoophus 30 Jul, 2024 @ 11:59am 
open your mouth
greg 30 Jul, 2024 @ 11:58am 
hello











































































































































































ive currently had a wa-nk in your shower, drains clogged, probs need to call the landlord, sorry.
greg 30 Jul, 2024 @ 11:57am 
i'm not talking to you.
talking to fig.
ni
adoophus 30 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56am 
begone vile gooner
greg 30 Jul, 2024 @ 11:55am 
wow is that you in your pfp?!?!
Mr. Fig 26 Jul, 2024 @ 11:23pm 
Gambling is so beautiful and non addictive. Imagine changing your life and achieving financial freedom in a single moment. legit a free money hack. honestly can’t believe more people aren’t doing this ♥♥♥♥
adoophus 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:19pm 
Brilliant review mate, utterly brilliant, yep good job mate yeah shes a beauty
Catgirl Connoisseur 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:16pm 
[Review based on MP Mod]

Euro Truck Simulator 2 is an anomaly in itself and the multiplayer is very well done because of the sudden and unexpected moments it creates. The truck driving and beautifully weaved scenery gives you goose bumps for the immersion it hands to you. The game itself is quite unique in its own respect as it breaks all the arbitrary boundaries and restrictions that many other simulators place on the table. Euro Truck Simulator 2 liberates itself and goes above all the others.

But why is Euro Truck Simulator 2 fun?
Catgirl Connoisseur 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:16pm 
Euro Truck Simulator 2 completely redefines the epitome of the simulator. Even though it is quite esoteric in the way it is built, it still offers a wide array of features which all come together to make it a fabulous game.

I consider Euro Truck Simulator 2 the leader of all simulation games and is very idiosyncratic to me as it gives me open world features which lead me to have a freedom of choice in all my actions including as where i want to go around Europe. Aswell as that, the multiplayer enviroment allows me to junket around and witness the often hilarious moments of seeing others jack-knifing their trucks in traffic which leads them on to rage in chat.
Catgirl Connoisseur 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:16pm 
Many open world games are quite infinitesimal; but not Euro Truck Simulator.

The world is large and has many different high poly models which help it represent what it is. These models include world wonders such as the Eiffel Tower.

Once you are immersed in the world you often become oblivious of your real life chores and you struggle choosing between bed time or "Just... one.. more.. job!". Your real life will become a red herring to Euro Truck.

Although this game was released in a precocious state it has been patched and made better with recent additions and when Multiplayer was added. Multiplayer has revolutionalized the state of the game for many players, including me. Aswell as that, multiplayer has paved the way for social interactions between players and players making rules as to what is propriety.
Catgirl Connoisseur 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:15pm 
Now what is Euro Truck on its own?
Euro Truck Simulator 2 is a vast and open world game with a high amount of immersion thanks to its highly detailed cabin with fantastic textures including normal maps and high poly models. These highly detailed models allow for us to revel and bask in all their eternal glory and is just scintillating in the way they are designed exactly like the real trucks.

The sound engine in the game is just phenomenal ranging from turbo whistles to indicators and to idle truck noises it really pops into your head wherever you are and becomes very ubiquitous.

Overall I consider Euro Truck Simulator an absolutely marvellous game which all compiles together to create a fantastic experience through sound, graphics, immersion, social aspects and even the driving mechanics.

Just don't mention the Artificial Intelligence. (atleast it's disabled in MP)

.. please.
Mr. Fig 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:48pm 
two McDoubles™ without onions, a McChicken™ plain, medium fries, two apple pies and an Oreo McFlurry™ please and thank you.
adoophus 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:16am 
shut up ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heck off
Catgirl Connoisseur 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:13am 
If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.
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Catgirl Connoisseur 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:09am 
You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.
Catgirl Connoisseur 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:09am 
You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Catgirl Connoisseur 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:07am 
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples,
Catgirl Connoisseur 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:07am 
so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Catgirl Connoisseur 10 Jul, 2024 @ 6:07am 
Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more